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1
Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
4.5
2
If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.
4.44
3
If it itches, it will be scratched.
4.39
4
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet, you have to start a ...
4.37
5
When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana...
4.37
6
If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
4.35
7
A man will never be afraid of thunderstorms. Ever.
4.33
8
Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
4.3
9
If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
4.26
10
Women cannot be annoying with a dick In their mouth.
4.23
11
The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.
4.22
12
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
4.21
13
No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
4.21
14
No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat.
4.19
15
Never get out of the shower to take a piss.
4.18
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