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1
Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals
4.57
2
If a woman asks to open a jar, you must open it with ease, to prove your masculinity.
4.49
3
If it itches, it will be scratched.
4.42
4
They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. To get to his wallet, you have to start a ...
4.41
5
When eating a banana, never look another man in the eyes and/or comment on the quality of the banana...
4.4
6
A man will never be afraid of thunderstorms. Ever.
4.39
7
If a man is eating nachos and they are all stuck together, it is considered one nacho.
4.37
8
Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
4.35
9
If a buddy is outnumbered, out manned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight.
4.26
10
The only pink things that men can like are lady parts and the inside of a steak.
4.25
11
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
4.24
12
No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
4.23
13
If she complains about the toilet seat being up, complain about the toilet seat being down. You need...
4.22
14
Do not have a conversation at a urinal.
4.21
15
Never get out of the shower to take a piss.
4.21
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